September 2012
August 2012
simplewhitebitch:
“i have a plan to create 12 million new jobs”
you know when u were in middle school/high school and u would run for student government and u were like i have a plan for u all to get free food from the vending machine
that’s what this is like
English Teachers: He chose blue curtains for the room because of the deep sadness he felt at the loss of his friend.
Fandom: He chose the blue curtains because blue was his friend's favorite color and even though he was mad at his friend at the time he still really loved him and the fact that he was mad at his friend's time of death just crushed him and he can't handle it so the blue is his sadness I bet he stares at those curtains and thinks of his friend every day and I bet he cries over them and and and
Author: Sit the fuck down
32,101
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The number of pregnancies that result from rape every year in the United States
Relevant to both Todd Akin and every pro-lifer who says pregnancies from rape “aren’t that common” or “don’t happen enough to matter.”
(via loveyourchaos)
whynotdosomestuff:
disrespectfullittleshit:
jumpingonair:
zombiegotham:
This is disturbing.
what is this.
i think im going to throw up
Wait……what just happened?
hipster-rawry:
edmdma:
lin-cait:
videohall:
Kitten nibbles on ear
> Best alarm clock ever.
THE KISSY NOISES
THE
KISSY
NOISES
OH MY GOD
STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING AND WATCH THIS.
somerset:
their noises their faces their butts their tails call a fucking belgian ambulance for my ass
Anonymous asked: "If Paige doesn't ask me." What a dick.