Harry Potter and the Chinese Bootleg Subtitles
simplyirrelephant: Some people overanalyze what boys say to them or snide comments from friends. I overanalyze every moment of my audition and the director’s reactions
My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something… Pluto is there. The artist remembered Pluto. Guys… The artist drew Pluto crying.
Television: In the criminal justice system--
Me: SEXUALLY-BASED DEFENSES ARE CONSIDERED ESPECIALLY HEINOUS. IN NEW YORK CITY, THE DEDICATED DETECTIVES WHO INVESTIGATE THESE VICIOUS FELONIES ARE MEMBERS OF AN ELITE SQUAD KNOWN AS THE SPECIAL VICTIMS UNIT. THESE ARE THEIR STORIES. DUN DUN
okay I'm too chicken to get a good look but here... →
I want to be allowed to have my boyfriend in my room or help me babysit or be allowed to spend the night or spend time with me in general.
Me: How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
Mum: He's black
Me: You look for fresh prints, but oh my God
My dad put dirty dishes in the dishwasher then yelled at ME because I didn’t notice that there were clean ones in there too.
coffeeandvonnegut: guys, have you ever googled bunnies yawning
10 Very Rare Cloud Formations
arrogantlampshade: 1. Nacreous Clouds 2. Mammatus Clouds 3. Altocumulus Castelanus 4. Noctilucent Clouds 5. Mushroom Clouds 6. Cirrus Kelvin-Helmholtz 7. Lenticular Clouds 8. Roll Clouds 9. Shelf Clouds 10. Stratocumulus Clouds
timothytimblr: atinyginger: rissalady: beyondthefalls: aninterestingblogname: thedailywhat: Marriage Proposal of the Day: The planning! The dorkiness! The tears! So imperfect it’s perfect. [thanks, rob!] i did NOT tear up no i didnt. aww im crying! What the fuck did I tear up for?! holy shit I cried lol Gentlemen… We must take notes…
loki-theking: I don’t avoid eye contact because I’m shy. I just want to avoid a Pokemon battle.
I hate looking like an idiot in front of people. Can I just never leave my house again.
I know I need actual help but actual help costs money, so I have to settle on hiding.
When you’re dancing alone in your room in just your underwear do you ever scare yourself by thinking “what if someone’s recording me right now”
Remember how in Grapes there was the big dispute about whether it was “meant to be” or “made to be” and everyone had a side and lord help you of you were a “meant to be” and you found yourself alone with a bunch of “made to be”s
I really don’t think my existence has a point. I don’t see myself living to thirty.
I keep getting this fluttery feeling in my stomach and I just want to throw up and stop living.
Space Saving Bedrooms →
I’m not here just to talk about cuddling with, and I’m not your bro.
yesiknowiamtall: girl you a 14 on the pH scale cus you a basic bitch