April 2012
March 2012
Recordings by NASA, they are the sounds made by...
Sounds familiar...
teacher: for this project, you need to shoot a psa using an actor, a miniature car, and a greenscreen
me: here is a script that utilizes an actor, a miniature car, and a greenscreen
teacher: this is not what i wanted you to do
You know who I love?
mrsjasonsegel:
Julie Andrews.
Julie, Fucking, Andrews.
Julie, I look better than you even though I am 76 years old, Andrews.
Julie, I am both Mary Poppins, Maria Von Trapp and the Queen of Genovia, Andrews.
Julie, Queen of EVERYTHING, Andrews.
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My parents keep talking about looking for houses in Idaho or “not a southern border state” for after my dad retires and I have to get out of this house as soon as I graduate because no way in hell am I moving to Idaho.
Me: I'm doing this Adventure Time thing at school.
Mom: What?
Me. I dunno, some thing on the grass at lunch.
Mom: Oh that's so embarrassing, I would never do that.
Me: Well I'm already better than all the normal kids in my classes, so whatever.
