Harry Potter and the Chinese Bootleg Subtitles

komute:

simplyirrelephant:

Some people overanalyze what boys say to them or snide comments from friends. I overanalyze every moment of my audition and the director’s reactions

I can’t.

Oh my God.

I’m like a Macaroni and Cheese vampire.

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arpeggia:

Body paintings by Emma Hack

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My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something…

Pluto is there.

The artist remembered Pluto.

Guys…

The artist drew Pluto crying.

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Television: In the criminal justice system--
Me: SEXUALLY-BASED DEFENSES ARE CONSIDERED ESPECIALLY HEINOUS. IN NEW YORK CITY, THE DEDICATED DETECTIVES WHO INVESTIGATE THESE VICIOUS FELONIES ARE MEMBERS OF AN ELITE SQUAD KNOWN AS THE SPECIAL VICTIMS UNIT. THESE ARE THEIR STORIES. DUN DUN

okay I'm too chicken to get a good look but here is the victim of the zombie attack and oh my god

jedimasterkyley:

Thug Lyfe (Taken with instagram)

GAH HE’S A CUTE FLUFFY BUNNY!!! SO FLUFFY! :3

I want to be allowed to have my boyfriend in my room or help me babysit or be allowed to spend the night or spend time with me in general. 

Illustration (detail) by Enoch Bolles c. 1932

(Source: vintagegal)

turnofthecentury:

Henri Chouanard ~ Portrait de jeune fille,autochrome 1907-1910

via RMN

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